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Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (125420) - you deserved it (36538)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

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hey, maybe you'll get an A in that class..

#2 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:59pm by lexii29

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Bow chicka wow wowwwwww

if your a guy "hey Mrs Sanner wanna see my Civil war cannon ;)"

#7 - On 03/16/2009 at 5:03pm by dwights

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