Intimacy: Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my...

By asleepinclass - 16/03/2009 17:18 - Poland

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Biggest Jerk - 14/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 13:31 - India - Delhi

Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

hey, maybe you'll get an A in that class..

dwights 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:03

Bow chicka wow wowwwwww if your a guy "hey Mrs Sanner wanna see my Civil war cannon ;)"

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nosympthy 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:45

The only thing that could have made that better if you said that you were a guy and your teacher was a guy and your straight... allegedly.

_Elizabeth_ 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:48

Don't fall asleep in class anymore? Must have been embarrassing. Hope s/he was hot.

Jareth_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:53

Hahahah, then what happened?! Did you know that you talk in your sleep?

trucanadian 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:55

Assuming that what your saying is actually true, i suggest have sex or masturbating at least once probably twice a week to stop this from happening

Sir_Naff 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:06

Sextracurricular?? Hahaha. That's a good word. =) Yeah dude that's no fun. I've fallen asleep in class before but never like that lol.

PureGold 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:14

Awkward!!! Everyone must have been giggling SOOO hard haha. Then they probably told all their friends about it when they left class. Tough break xD....now you know not to fall asleep in class lol.

RoldGold38 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:23

where'd the teacher go?

LaLaLaurenn 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:26

thats rough. lmao. sextracurricular.... sexting... any word is better with sex in the beginning... same with the fortune cookies "...in bed." hahahhaa