Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
I agree, your life sucks (41380) - you totally deserved it (3961)
On 07/14/2009 at 6:13pm - intimacy - by bellaboop1990 (woman) - United States (New York)
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stop being attention whores and just replying to number one to get seen
#33 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:56pm by dr_house_MD
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
yep, shut his fuck up. what is a fuck? hahahahahaha. crazycok is awesome. except I'm not too fond of the last thing he said to premiermois, but I guess he had it coming...
anyway hilarious
and to the OP, he could have been talking completely out of his ass and have never actually had sex before. but also he could be talking about his ex or something... there are many possibilities
#99 - On 07/15/2009 at 1:43am by bbobe900000
@CRAZYCOC
ROFLMAO
"you know you want to"
XD
fucking nice..
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#104 - On 07/15/2009 at 2:21am by uLtra_attitude
All of you had me laughing. But let's put our issues to the side. The chick that posted this should try out the positions with her boyfriend. It could be fun.
#116 - On 07/15/2009 at 4:05am by joe_chemo2005
At crazycoc: Get a life for the love of god. Seriously do you feel the need to comment EVERYTHING? And before you tell me to fuck myself/suck your cock or any of the other lovely things you say, why don't you get your thirteen year old ass offline and go try and do something with your life.
#134 - On 07/15/2009 at 4:30pm by theblondefriend
Well, you should take advantage of his drunkenness to find out if he's cheating - you'll be better able to catch him off guard when he's drunk. If he's not, maybe he meant he was bored of not having sex, and thought some new positions would convince you.
thats what she said!! =p
@op maybe his saying the relationship is getting boring and new positions can be considering just starting to since u have never done it before technically they would be new positions with you.
#94 - On 07/15/2009 at 1:32am by gp_gangsta
Tell him to list off the positions you've "tried" and when you "tried" them... i'm sure this will clear up any questions
ouch . . . take advantage of his drunkness and ask the other girl's name . slap the shit out of the both of them . (;
#8 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:03pm by iFRUiTTART
haha yeah take advantage of him or you know just rape him.. gosh..
#10 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:04pm by inspireme48
maybe you should've, then he wouldn't be making an effort to do it crazy style with other chicks.
#14 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:08pm by Bangarang_Rufio
He was probably so drunk that he accidently mistook you for an ex. Or thought he already had sex with you and thought it was boring. Yeah, my attempts at being positive aren't working.
He is cheating on you! He doesnt remember that you havent had sex yet. FYL
#21 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:24pm by allthewrongkeys
and why is that a YDI? your pretty stupid if you ask me.
#25 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:34pm by ohthatsucks
Yeah there's nothing strange about dating a guy who is referred to as a drunk that tells his gf about new positions when they haven't even had sex yet.
Nothing at all.
#27 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:40pm by waterynuggets
just because he was drunk once does not mean that he is an alcoholic. and what a great idea to suggest that she should cheat on him. that would make her just as bad as him if he did. and if he didn't and it was just the alcohol talking, the relationship would get much more complicated. that was a really dumb thing to say.
#50 - On 07/14/2009 at 10:30pm by kcslgvr
are u sure he wasn't jus tryna hint that u always take up most of tha bed or something?
#24 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:32pm by abetterday
Maybe the "new position" he thought of was him on top of you with his penis in you.
Can't blame a guy for trying.
Well, not having sex DOES get pretty boring after a while...
#29 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:44pm by eggbrtshootsfire
Why is this in the INTIMACY section? shouldn't of be in the SEX section?
#30 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:44pm by sam_stalker
Sam_stalker , the sex section got replaced with "intimacy" .
#32 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:53pm by iFRUiTTART
"Sex" to "Intimacy"
"My Life Sucks, but I don't give a F**k" to "Get the Guts to Spill the Beans"
WHAT
THE
FUCK
#34 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:59pm by ily_hun996
So maybe he wants to try new positions in bed, but still no sex.
#42 - On 07/14/2009 at 10:06pm by I_am_stupid_also
maybe he didnt know what he was saying? i mean after all....he was drunk
#47 - On 07/14/2009 at 10:18pm by mmmyeahsaraa
uh, i think the general population agrees that nineteen is old enough. unless you're planning on being a virgin in your thirties?
the man was drunk, that says everything right there. He obviously was impaired and wasn't thinking clearly. Don't get too pissed off, just talk to him when he's sober and see what info you can glean out him.
thank you, one of the first rational responses Ive read!
The guy was drunk and babbling...that doesnt necessarily mean hes cheating on her. He couldve been hinting not so subtly at taking things to the next level, he couldve been confused and thinking you two already had sex (yes people can get that drunk), maybe he was trying to rile you up, maybe he meant some positions for fooling around outside of sex or just about any other reason. He was drunk and obviously not thinking clearly. Last weekend I was out drinking with my boyfriend and at some point in the night I text him "see you tomorrow! :)" and we live together!
Bottom line, talk to him when hes sober and dont jump to conclusions based off some drunk ramblings.
Crazycok ;; you are my hero. :D
OP: I'm sorry, crazycok stole your FML thunder xD
#70 - On 07/15/2009 at 12:05am by SusanaSaysRawrxD
he probably means no sex is kinda boring. i think it is... :p
#75 - On 07/15/2009 at 12:14am by Lizzygirlleee
lol wow he's drunk what do you expect. DO you really believe everything people say when they're drunk. If he told you he was going for a walk to the moon while he's krunk would you run around telling everyone about how your boyfriend can walk to the moon?
#81 - On 07/15/2009 at 12:45am by jiggles101
FUCK U for not putting out. its the girls responsibility to initiate the sex so YDI big time. give ur boyfriend some pussy or u might as well say ur going to marry a drunkard lol. hope he breaks up with u
@Crazycok grow up you're kinda immature. Just because you swear and tell everyone to go suck a dick, doesn't make you cool.
And dating a drunk isn't a bad thing unless he is constantly drunk.. but once in awhile is ok.
@Filmil you don't know how long they've been dating for one.. if she's still a virgin for two.. and so what if she hasn't given it up yet. And I'm sure it sucks for guys because the woman has to be ready for it, but why is it so damn important to you, you can't wait til she is ready!?
@whizzkidd99 you also need to grow up! Swearing isn't so cool, and caps are annoying, and if you're going to be a pig don't bother commenting it's rude.
@OP.. When he's sober ask him about it, and discuss about when you might be ready to actually have sex with him, don't rush it just because he wants it, and if he loves you enough, he can wait until you are ready.
And to anyone that tries to respond to me making the comments about the immature idiots on here, because you support them, I don't want to read it, I'm not in the happiest of moods right now and plus I just heard my pap is in the hospital, so I will get defensive and tell you off as well.
Thanks =)
#95 - On 07/15/2009 at 1:33am by Clutzy_as_ever_4
wow, you really are a little bastard aren't you? why don't you grow the fuck up.. and let your balls drop, before you go and speak to someone like that. I don't think you would appreciate someone saying that about your family now would you? I didn't think so. Peace!
#118 - On 07/15/2009 at 4:53am by septemberlovebug
and its you're not your... my lord, didn't you people learn this in grade school?
#119 - On 07/15/2009 at 4:56am by septemberlovebug
Congratulations, you picked a real winner. You're shitty sense of judgment will not go unrewarded.
#98 - On 07/15/2009 at 1:41am by cadre
good thing to. dump his ass before you become " that slut I banged last night"
#102 - On 07/15/2009 at 2:04am by PimpDaddyT
WOULD ANYONE CARE TO STICK THEIR FINGER IN A DEAD DOGS ASS??????????
#110 - On 07/15/2009 at 3:14am by redxapplexoxo
Lets put this into perspective, shes dating a guy who drunken rambles. none of which makes any sence to her because they havnt actually had sex yet.
What does that tell us? It tells us that he was not making coherrent conversation bacause he WAS DRUNK!
people say all kinds of things whilst under the influence, i myself have told my boyfriend that i wanted to, and i believe this is verbatim,"lick chocolate off your friends chest" . Not meaning it in the slightest. It's what we do.
We get drunk. We say stupid shit. And when morning come, we have flash backs of last nights events and pray to god that the repercussions of those things are not as bad as the last time.
@OP: he was drunk, stress less.
Maybe he wants you to put a strap on around you and pound his asshole till it bleeds
#125 - On 07/15/2009 at 11:29am by donkey_hang_down
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha I've done the same thing to this girl last week. stupid booze makes you talk lol
#126 - On 07/15/2009 at 12:51pm by Dracula212
He was drunk, so maybe it doesn't mean what it sounds like?
Maybe he means the penis-in-vagina position?
#135 - On 07/15/2009 at 5:20pm by FoundManyLemons
why haven't you guys had sex? that seems to be the reason why its boring....maybe he is just trying to tell you he wants you (in an inebriated way)
#139 - On 07/15/2009 at 6:56pm by procrastinator86
@ olisykes_ ... Idc if you think I'm a whiny bitch, but to say you hope my pap dies is fucked up and not needed, you can say what you want about me, but to say you wish death on someone is low, grow some actual balls and be a man instead of being pathetic, disrespectful and stupid. I'm sick of people being assholes on here, to the people that post there FMLs, and to people that are actually giving the posters advice. Learn to have some fucking respect!!!!!
and if the people that created the site aren't going to tell you about it, I will.
@ Crazycok.... As for your little comment about me
"You're probly a 40 year old lose sitting in your basement jacking off.".... Last time I checked it's spelled loser, which you literally are a 40 year old loser (checked your profile...), possibly sitting in your god damn basement jacking off, because noone in their right mind would fuck you... and you constantly say cock, which is actually not that funny, or cool... it's stupid and childish, I would expect a 13-18 year old guy saying it, but you're 40.... Grow the hell up and act your age not your shoe size.
And btw I'm 16, and a female... and You people are fucking assholes, and need to learn to respect others. And that's pathetic if you have to be told by a 16 year old.. if you're over 20.. to be respectful because you should know how to act.
And others need to learn how to type.
#142 - On 07/15/2009 at 11:23pm by Clutzy_as_ever_4
Ugh. Fucking trolls on this FML.
OP, maybe your boyfriend was hinting that he wanted to have sex? Or maybe he meant other things in bed, I mean have you done ANYTHING sexual? Maybe he wanted to try oral sex or mutual masturbation or something kinky but not actually intercourse? I dunno...
#145 - On 07/16/2009 at 1:33am by intotheblue
you know, my dad has said that he was in world war one once when he was drunk. he even acted it all out. he wasn't in that war. drunk people say the darndest things. oh, and he also told me that he met every great and powerful karate master in the world, he showed me some rediculous moves, etc whilst drunk.
drunk people also DO the darndest things, so it might not have meant anything.
#150 - On 07/16/2009 at 9:16pm by Anziepanzie
He was drunk, he probably had no idea what he was saying.
This isn't really a very good FML.
#156 - On 07/19/2009 at 3:12am by Shadow_Sniper
Maybe he said it was boring BECAUSE you haven't had sex yet...
#158 - On 07/19/2009 at 10:58pm by nicelyjohnson
Why didn't you have sex with him yet?
And if your 'FML'ness is due to you thinking he is having sex with another girl, well what do you expect? Put out or get out.
