Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML

by policeopenup / 07/11/2009 at 3:38pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • hehehe.... hope it was good.. what did you tell your mom the next time you two spoke and she asked what happened that day??

    #7 - On 07/11/2009 at 5:04pm by lexiBRo

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  • Cock blocked by your mom lol

    #19 - On 07/11/2009 at 5:32pm by UFCFIGHTER

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