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Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40571) - you deserved it (6169)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by policeopenup (man) - United States (Texas)

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