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Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (129966) - you deserved it (18460)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

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