Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
by illequipt / 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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Aww baby penis.
#1 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:02am by jackaaa
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Maybe it was the first time for her to fool around with a guy like that period and she just didn't know what it's supposed to feel like/what it feels like when it's not hard?!
She obviously has never touched a penis before...because even if it was pretty small you can still tell if the guy is hard or not... o.O
#4 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:23am by Puolukka
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