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Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63947) - you deserved it (12826)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by hala (woman) - United States (New York)

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My dad told me when I was 5, I walked in on my mom blowing him and ran out like "EW KISSING PENIS!" Later he sat me down to explain that it's something that mommies and daddies do and so I asked, "Does it taste good?" and he said "Go ask your mom."

I remember nothing.

When babysitting I had two ten year old girls ask me what a blowjob was because they weren't sure. I then found out they thought that guys got a period, too. XD; Honestly, I think it's better that they know the truth than imagine some total BS and get themselves in trouble.

#6 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:56am by white_mouse

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Words fail me. I am now terrified of parenthood. I understand the risks of birth defects and kidnappings and accidents, but you can take concrete steps to prevent these things. But this...... Considering the world we live in, how do you stop this without raising your child in a closet with no access to the outside?????? FYL, Miss.

#2 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:25am by alley_cat_118

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