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Man or woman?

Today, I was flirting with this cute girl from Croatia that is part of the my exchange group in Holland. After a few beers and some smooth talking, she led me inside to a closed off room. We were about to have sex when her boyfriend of 2 years called and proposed to her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51948) - you deserved it (20723)

On 07/06/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by jadkins - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

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Who proposes over the phone, especially when she's in another country?

#4 - On 07/06/2009 at 5:21pm by FacePALM24

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Did you KNOW she had a boyfriend? If so, you deserve it, but otherwise FYL.

#2 - On 07/06/2009 at 5:07pm by swagmonkey

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