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Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91690) - you deserved it (11082)

On 03/15/2009 at 4:47pm - intimacy - by MarMar (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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