Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML
I agree, your life sucks (83305) - you totally deserved it (9499)
On 03/15/2009 at 4:47pm - intimacy - by MarMar (woman) - United States (Oregon)
See, that's just really, really awkward. Like in the way you never want anything to be.
#1 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:13pm by Miller_Time
ditto for #6, i mean he sounds pretty weird if he picks up his phone for his MOM during SEX...please tell me you stopped after that?
#7 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:28pm by watchnlearn
Have you ever seen the movie Teeth? She chopped off a guy's dick with her vagina dentata when he tried that.
#9 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:30pm by adelaide_evening
Yeah agree with #6. Finish having sex and then call back your mom. Make up some BS excuse if you have to. Honestly for the stories about BFs stopping having sex WTF is wrong with them? Hell when I get sex I try to savor all of it. WTF would I want to stop getting pleasure to hear stories from my mom? The only justifiable reason would be if mom kept calling constantly regarding an emergency (death in the family, etc), but honestly how often does that happen?
LOL ok it's weird enough that he stopped the sex to answer his mom's call, but I don't think anybody else has pointed out that he TOLD HIS MOM he was having sex at the time. That's even more effed than picking up the call in the first place
Yep. She'll never have to worry about him cheating on her =P
#80 - On 11/30/2009 at 10:50am by MysteryJoker
I'd say F HIS life too. I'd imagine it was way awkward for him as well. But if he was willing to get on the phone with his mother while having sex with you that's gotta say something about your abilities in bed. Yipes.
As a woman, you should easily be able to tell the social status of any man after talking with him for only a little while. How could you not tell he was a complete loser?
#21 - On 03/15/2009 at 10:24pm by trucanadian
what this tells me is that both your lives suck in many many different ways.
#23 - On 03/15/2009 at 10:48pm by generalsmith2
nothing puts you in the mood like talking to your mom right?
#25 - On 03/15/2009 at 10:56pm by effed_up_life
fuck his life. if his own mother thinks her kids unlayable thats a problem.
and if he's answering calls in the middle i doubt your any good anyways
#29 - On 03/16/2009 at 12:14am by leighzzy09
Fuck! I'd be pissed if he answered that when we were doing it...
I'd just tell his mom... "nope, he just paid me to talk on the phone... he's really a loser"
Revenge is sweet :)
i had a similar incident. my boyfriends mom called when we were having sex, all we heard was "mom, mom, mom, ma, ma, ma, louise, louise, louise" gotta love the stewie ringtone. but he didnt answer it.. we were way too into the moment. he just told me later about how awkward it was, obviously.
if he would have answered, i think i would have felt offended. like damn, maybe im not doing something rite to keep his attention.. but thats just me.
#36 - On 03/16/2009 at 1:42am by ashley_rogers08
I can see an FML from his point of view now
Today, I was having sex with this girl I met. In the middle of it, my mother called me, so I stopped and answered. I told her I was busy having sex, and she told me to put the girl I was with on the phone. My own mother thought it was unlikely that I was having sex. FML
#32... ????? seriously??? wow you really want your boy to be thinking of his mom or talking to her when he is having sex with you??
#40 - On 03/16/2009 at 2:29am by fam_surprise
that's horrible! that mother was soo rude, she should've asked to talk to you when you guys were done. but then again i guess that wouldn't have been as convincing to the mother
You should have used your vagina teeth to cut his penis off.
#45 - On 03/16/2009 at 5:06am by Glickstick
LMAO so what, talk to the woman, help the guy out.
and maybe it wasn't his mom. he might have just said that so you didn't get mad that he was ACTUALLY talking to an ex, and that's why he wanted to put you on the phone.
:cue dramatic music:
LMAO. This is hilarious. Was he hideous? lol Aw, well i'm sure you made his moms day.
#52 - On 03/16/2009 at 9:50pm by shykneejess
No wonder his mom doesn't believe him. He fucking stops having sex to answer her call.
#54 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:52pm by greedy_dead_soul
SAY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HI MOM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
#57 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:28pm by skyblitzer
Maybe he was a virgin? He might not have known not to answer the phone if he was really inexperienced.
#60 - On 03/18/2009 at 12:35am by kittykat77
Who the hell answers the phone during sex? Good sexy, anyway..
"Uh, hi mom. I'm in the middle of some hot sex. Can I call you back?"
... If his mom doesn't believe he can get with a chick... maybe you should raise your standards a little.
#65 - On 03/22/2009 at 12:34am by a_1_S_t_3_a_k
No, no, it's FHL. 'Cause his mum obviously has low standards with him. Though it sucks for you that he stopped...
last time i was with my guy his mom called he picked up and said he would be home soon. wtf!
#67 - On 04/01/2009 at 10:27pm by darkwavegirl
He answered the phone while having sex thats bad but what makes it worse it was his mom what makes that even worse he told his mom he was having sex WTF that guy is a loser
#70 - On 04/20/2009 at 5:23pm by Jaycee_luvs_YOU
lmao, this isnt bad, just funny. Id have just answered the phone.
#77 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:41am by supercereal
