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Today I was having sex with a guy I met an in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (113465) - you deserved it (15937)

On 03/15/2009 at 4:47pm - intimacy - by MarMar (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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See, that's just really, really awkward. Like in the way you never want anything to be.

#1 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:13pm by Miller_Time

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Why'd he answer the phone?

#3 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:15pm by Shadic

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