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Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12147) - you deserved it (98955)

On 06/25/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?

#1 - On 06/26/2009 at 4:16am by Endymion

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Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.

#2 - On 06/26/2009 at 4:17am by mattmag

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