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Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill. So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he points behind me, my mom watched the whole thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25061) - you deserved it (68113)

On 06/23/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by wastedlove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Stop fucking in your mom's house.

#4 - On 06/23/2009 at 2:03pm by brooklyngirl

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Haha at least he didn't have you keep going

#3 - On 06/23/2009 at 2:03pm by xieh

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