Well, maybe not. See, if her mother watched for that long, this may lead to some freaky shit in the future...

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Well if OP wasn't such a slut this wouldn't have happened

THREESOME lol XD

I smell a porno...

Are you stupid #58? How does a flirtatious sexual act make you a slut right after you had sex? It's not like she had a whole frat house run a train on her or something.

Yes, but she was if she was doing it while her mom was home.

Yeah, her mom could have given him one for the road also. Lots of dudes wear loose-fitting pants; I'm sure she'd have fit in.

"It's okay mom I'm just reaching in his pocket for my car keys"

Guys are just as slutty as the girls are.

why was your mother there in the first place?

so do i, a classic one, lol

#162. i think more so. but because it's more accepted

Yeah, why would you do this when your mom is home?

lol what's it with people trolling this site to call girls who have sex sluts?

I agree. yet its perfectly okay for a guy to sleep with 4 girls a night and get no flak for it? guys are just as skanky, if not skankier, than girls.

Thumbs up for nice use of 'Run a train,' #104.

#199 i agree... and im a guy lol...

haha,
well that would fuckin suck .

Just because she had sex, doesnt make her a slut #58
If she slept with half the country then THAT would make her a slut
troll fail

i think she's trying to salvage some sympathy for this FML actually.

which she kinda deserves, her life is kinda fuckd

... I don't get it. Your mom was just in the room and you didn't even see her? And she didn't even take the hint to leave? Messed up.

No I think the sex happened a while before, prolly in a bedroom, and as he's leaving the house, the girl does what she did...

you act like everyone has their own house, dumbass. i fuck my girlfriend in my house and my mom happens to live here, you think we have anywhere else to go?

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If it is "your house", then you aren't fucking at your mom's. So stfu it doesn't apply to you. Dumbass! Unless you're a liar...

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u r so disrespectful
yah u can go fuck outside like dogs

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hotels dipshit

#4 is right... if you are going to have sex, you need to go to a place where no one is at.... a hotel, his place, if you have your own place, not in your moms house. YDI

No, you're the dumbass, dumbass. Where does this FML say that she's in her mom's house? Maybe it's the same situation.

#4, have you ever considered the fact that maybe it was her own place? And her mother happened to pay a visit? Like most parent does.

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No, I've never considered what "most parents does".

Bottom line, don't fuck in your parent's home. Especially not while they're there. It's bad enough the daughter's a slut, but now mom has to witness it too?

I agree with #4. If it is someone else's home it's really disrespectful to have sex in it like that. If it wasn't her mom's place, but her mom was there to visit she shouldn't have sex with someone if her mom is there. We aren't animals, we can wait. Also, usually sex should be reserved for someone you love, not just like.

In response to people being rude to #4 and saying there is no where else to go, there are plenty of places to go, like a hotel or even your car for crying out loud. If you don't want to do that then don't have sex because it's really disrespectful to do it in someone else's home.

yes, i agreee... that is completely possible, and not at all unexpected.... its very plausible for a parent to do that... either way, getting caught sucks. FYL

Correction we are animals :
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Subphylum: Vertebrata
Class: Mammalia
Subclass: Theria
Infraclass: Eutheria
Order: Primates
Suborder: Anthropoidea
Superfamily: Hominoidea
Family: Hominidae
Genus: Homo
Species: sapiens

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We have self control, unlike animals.

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shut up prick

#73 Good comeback!

Well put.

Wow #63, you must be a really saintly person. Do you not remember what it's like to not have a place of your own? Living at your parent's house (in highschool, during the early part of university, etc.) is necessary, and to suggest that people not engage in sex at their house during those years is absurd. A hotel on a student's salary? Yeah right. In your car? That sounds like another FML in the works. Save your self-righteousness for bossing around your own kids in your own home.

OP, I remember what it was like to live with my parents when I was 19/20, trying to quietly have sex with my boyfriend while my parents were asleep at night, and the odd time when they would almost "catch" us. SO EMBARASSING!!

And by well put, I mean to #73 and #92

Right. Because teenagers can afford hotels. I don't see what's so wrong with someone having sex in the house they live in that they happen to share with parents.

haha, apparently, "we" dont have self control

63-because doing it in a car sounds much better.
and what if its a first time, you wouldn't wanna have sex in a car your first time.

Um...FYI I'm 21, so I think I would remember those days. Oh wait, I don't because I waited until I was 20 to have sex with the guy I was already with for 6 years and I didn't do it at home and I still don't do it at home. Colleges generally have dorms or on campus apartments that are free game. Over the summer you can figure something out and if you can't hold off for a little bit to figure out where to go then you are kind of getting too obsessed with sex. It can wait a week or two...

Also, I don't believe I was bossing anyone around, but I guarantee if someone asked their parents if they could have sex in their house they would say no. I am not suggesting to not have sex in their homes, just not in their parents homes! Last time I checked a teenager and early college person does not own their parents home and therefore have no right to do whatever they want in there.

I wouldn't want to have sex in my parents house for my first time either since this kind of stuff can happen.

Nobody cares, you pretentious prick.

And to the OP: don't have sex (or "one last thrill") when you know you're not alone; that's asking for trouble.

Nah, 63 isn't saintly (judging people isn't saintly lol). He's just not getting laid and is mad about it.

man.. sex must suck for you and with you.

I'm 20, I have sex in my parents house, and my parents don't care.

#112

You say no parents would agree? Then tell me why my mom bought me condoms (I had already bought my own, but she wanted to be sure) when I had my first girlfriend (which is still my girlfriend btw :)). I've never hidden it, just tried to be respectful by not making noise in order not to annoy her, especially when she must work the day after.

Anyway, my mom knows we have sex, and she is alright and even happy with it. Same goes for my father. My girlfriend is sleeping with me tomorrow and my mom has no problem with that either, she just asked that we didn't make too much noise because she must sleep.

I live in Europe (Belgium precisely), so our traditions are a bit different, but I really don't see why people should hide. In order to be "respectful", just don't annoy other people with it by doing it in your own room (and lock it if it's possible, although my mom would never enter my room while I'm with my girlfriend, even if she had to knock before).

yall are stupid. comment on the fucking post not some other bitches comment.... i guess i just contradicted myself in posting this..... fuck all

Kids have been fucking in their parents house since humans have lived in caves and yet ever single time a similar FML is posted, some dipshit has the same stupid comment - "Don't fuck in your parents house." Just shut the fuck up people. Only sleazy prostitutes or middle aged couples trying to relive their glory days go to hotels to have sex - not 17 year olds with no money. Also, to anyone whose going to reply "Well then don't have sex," get out of the South because it's rotting your brain. Abstinence only education doesn't even work for well-off Governors.

I find it annoying how I'm getting attacked for having a opinion that differs from most of you. I'm not a guy first of all. Second of all it doesn't matter if I am or am not having sex. I'm not being pretentious, I'm just saying that she shouldn't have done it with her mom around or in her mom's house!! Calm the fuck down people. I didn't call her a slut, I didn't do any of that, just show some respect to your parent.

Well obviously you're being attacked because your opinion is fucken idiotic. There is nothing wrong with having sex at a home even if their parents still live there. It's a goddamn fucken recession and you're suggesting to rent a hotel? Good luck with that, most can only afford sex for a week before they go broke. Goddamn you're stupid.

um, 112...

you waited 6 YEARS before having sex with a guy that you've been dating since you were 14? I'm sorry but no normal hormone crazy teenage guy would ACTUALLY happily wait six years for one girl... I'm sorry, but either he was cheating on you, or he's just as overly pretentious as you... in which case then you two are perfect for each other...

There's nothing wrong with sex, everyone is all freaked out that it is such a 'no-no' topic, and that abstinence is the only good thing, but the truth is, every healthy relationship needs some physical intimacy... what's wrong with being close to your partner? i mean its not like the OP was ransacking her mom's house... she was just having relations, and with a guy that she obviously likes...

hotels are for newbs...

if i would have paid for a hotel room every time i had sex in highschool i would have had to sell my car and get another job.

even though I don't agree with #112, I know a bunch of guys who think abstinence is important. I know they're in the minority, but it isn't unheard of.

except that her boyfriend clearly wasnt abstinent as he fucked her after 6 yrs anyway. im guessing it was her choice to hold out, and he just went along with it.

Okay people, it's not that hard to get out of the house even if you're a teenager. Out of all of the times I had sex with one of my exes, none of them happened in the house. It's called going for a "picnic" in the woods.

haha #76 are you kidding me?

well maybe shes under age or just turned 18 which means she would still be living w. her parents and would consider it her home also and i doubt she knew her mom was home or i would assume she would have been a hell of alot careful to not get caught...

you mean motels HAR HAR HAR

So are like me and my girl the only ones who do it for the thrill of being caught?

Also, when you say your mom watched the whole thing......

(Belgium guy) I love your mother. :)

He wasn't cheating on me and we both decided to wait until we were ready!! 14 year olds are not ready for that kind of thing. It's not pretentious or wrong to wait until you are prepared, you are being very judgmental in saying that he was cheating on me or that it's dumb to wait.

Again, I am not telling her she's a slut or anything, I just think it is easy to get out of the house and go somewhere, even without money because believe me I don't have any. You all need to chill the fuck out for real. At this point in our lives we understand the consequences, take precautions to avoid those consequences, and have discussed what we would do if I were to get pregnant, I don't know many 14 year olds who do that. We are mature enough and responsible enough to handle the consequences.

So, for the record, I'm not judging this person, I'm not telling her she's a slut, all I'm saying is that you shouldn't do it in your parents house, especially when they are home. Also, I am saying there is nothing wrong with waiting to have sex. That is all.

Also, I'm not calling anyone else an idiot for their opinions so it would be great if you all would grow the fuck up and stop calling me names like a kindergartner would do.

You are just as disrespectful as him, don't be such a hypocrite.

i'm not saying you should have had sex when you guys were 14, I'm sure EVERYONE agrees that that's way too young... but you were with this guy for SIX years... are you telling me that not ONCE you wanted to be 'close' to him during those years that you waited? i mean obviously wait until you're ready (like maybe 17 or 18) but if you both want to have relations, then you shouldn't have to FIGHT it... you both obviously loved each other to be able to wait that long... so six years seems a little ridiculous to wait for something that you know you're gonna do anyways...

again, there's nothing wrong with sex, its a natural part of life... and as long as you are ready to do it, and you practice it safely (condoms, the pill ect.) then there should be nothing stopping you except yourself. Not your parents, not God...it's all your choice... and waiting does nothing except waste time that you could have shared with your partner...

Wikipedia ftw ;D

Um. What? Get out of the South? You act like none of us down here have premarital sex.

I believe the teenage pregnancy rate speaks for itself, since our school board has pretty much stomped all over the idea of sex education.

And so the flame wars continue....

yeah you were a playa we get it jk

my thoughts exactly

Says the guy who can't figure out the correct form of YOU'RE... Dumbass

hahaaha good one 43(:

geez why does everyone care so much about writing your and you're correctly on a such a meaningless site. it doesn't make anyone a "dumbass"

Because it's really annoying when people don't know the difference between your (which shows posession) and you're which is an abreviation for you are. You wouldn't say 'I am going to ride you are bike', and you shouldn't 'say your a moron' either.

Maybe since the boyfriend was leaving the door was already open, or they were in a more public part of the house. It doesn't say that the mother barged into the OP's bedroom. Besides, if the OP is a teen then most likely it is her mother's house that the OP has a bedroom in.
Although, I'm not saying 'don't have sex if it's not your house'....just be more discreet about it, use good judgement, or don't do it when others are home.

lmfaooooo

lol

GGGG BABY BABY BABY

Don't do it at all? I love how people always say that shit when a teenager posts something like this. Just try and remember back when you were a teenager, you immature fuck. Not everyone is like you and couldn't get any in high school, so stop acting so high and mighty.

Took the words right outta my mouth, #12. I was about to say that.

Uh ... I can remember when I was a teenager, and I know my girlfriend and I did everything short of putting a collar with a bell around our parents' necks to make sure we knew when they were around. Hell, my girlfriend *did* talk her mom into getting a decorative wreath with a bell on it for the front door, and I managed to convince my folks that I wanted to impress my girlfriend by cooking, so they should call when they were on their way home so I could get everything prepped for everyone. That almost sank us the one time they decided to bring home takeout ...

It's curious that you'd call others immature fucks, when the assumption here is the OP is immature, and nearly fucking, practically dry-humping, right in front of her mother.

Touching a dick is not dry-humping . . .

Hmm, maybe the kids in HS having sex are morons, they tend to get knocked up and regret their rash decisions. It's a really ridiculous argument to attack that person and say that they 'couldn't get any', maybe they waited until they were mature enough and adult enough to make that decision and waited until they were in love? Stop trying to rationalize stupid behavior to make yourself feel better.

the only ones getting knocked up are the ones to stupid to wear a rubber. the mom should have knocked. its not that big of a deal for teenagers to have sex. our parents were teenagers at one time. its hard (and disturbing) to imagine, but they probably were having sex too.

would have been worse for the guy though in my opinion in that situation. would have been even worse for him if it was her dad.

@31 lol the effort you went to seriously shows you have issues. you shouldnt be commenting on other peoples sexual lifestyle when yours was clearly fucked up. wreaths with bells and calling before they arrive? come on, thats fucking pathetic, and id definately say extremely paranoid.

@72, thats your dumbest statement thus far. considering the number of people in high school having sex, if what youre saying is true, there would be a huge percentage of high school kids who are pregnant. i think the last statistic i read was somewhere around 47% of all high schoolers, and 68% of yr 12 students have had sex. and thats just in america, the land of the prudes. imagine in other countries. so essentially, 68% of high school kids are pregnant/have children and are regretting having sex. according to you theyre also all stupid. ~70% of americans are stupid to you (this is actually less than in previous years, so the generations prior must have a higher percentile of stupidity). well...some may agree but its quite unlikely to be true. here, why dont you take some of your own advice and "Stop trying to rationalize stupid behavior to make yourself feel better." because abstinence is pointless.

They only get knocked up if they have uber conservative parents who dont teach them about anything and when self righteous people like you say they have to be in love.... and by the way its better to do stuff at home because then if shit happens, you can get help. Also, its better to be informed than not be taught anything. I highly doubt you waited as long as you did with the same boyfriend, and p.s. this isnt the 1800s, get with the program. OH and as a teenager where the fuck else would you go ?

LMAO. I remember that FML! Great job using it as an example!!!

=D

at OP: that sucks. But, at least you got those urges taken care of

Rofl :P

Yes :]

No, old people still have to keep their sexual enjoyment a secret.

@88: They should. But they do not.

Lol.. I was just about to post the same thing. :)

Get over yourself. Parents know what sex is.

Not everyone waited until they had their own place or money for a hotel room to have sex. The first time I had sex in my parent's house was in a game room with no door. It was quite a thrill

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Says the fat, lonely virgin.

anarkistsdream : You're just acting stupid, right? You can't actually be that stupid...

@44: Says the fat, lonely elderly virgin.

lol.

" So Bob, guess what i caught our Daughter doing?"

"What did she do???"

"I found her giving a man a handjob this morning"

Ah, so hilarious

lmaaaaaaaao thats so funny

hahahaha

really???? you care that much???? to make a point of it??? but not the fact the i said b-day instead of birthday??? this is a place for people to rant about stupidity??

since i could not delete or add to ^^^^^^

really???? you care that much???? to make a point of it??? but not the fact the i said b-day instead of birthday??? this is a place for people to rant about stupidity?? i have passed my highschool english classes and now prefer to use short forms, dont act like this site is the basis of everyones day to day interactions lol....or writtings

Pretty sure they were commenting on the age, not the grammar.

The excessive use of question marks is annoying. One is enough, thanks.

please feel free not to read it but i can see how that might be upseting and if it was for the age, 16 year olds do a lot now a days, 10 years ago was the same, get over it.

@75: I wouldn't necessarily care about this, but based on the words you type, you're clearly retarded.

i'm assuming "writtings" isn't shorthand for "writings", though.

your opinion is noted, now why should i care for it? oh thats right, because we are on a sight for people to act foolish (does nobody get that). why you on here? again this also brings the question, if everyone on this site is SO smart and perfect and right ALL the time then why would you be on here to begin with? this place is for having fun and NOT worring about the petty things, i could be wrong lol

that was on purpose lol, but thank you for taking the time to try and edit

It's ironic.

Oh the irony.

reread that sentence. maybe then you'll see. I hope.

What's gammaar?

again nobody see's, geez ppl, lighten up!!

i will see why YOU care? WTF is wrong with everyone on here, i cunt speel y dont u cum a litle closr so i ccan finger u out LMAO!!!

I don't understand how this is always the general consensus on FML. Is it a cultural thing maybe, that teenagers don't usually have sex in the US? Does nobody any older still live with their parents for a while? I don't understand the hotel thing either because surely people that can't afford to move out yet, won't be able to afford to go to a hotel whenever they fancy either.

I have no comment on the original statement, but just wanted to point out that it didn't say "boyfriend," it said a guy she likes very much.

"YOU CANT GET ANYONE YOU LOOSERR" What the fuck. This is where you're just being immature and borderline stupid. It's spelled "jealous," by the way.

I'm just helping you out for the reading comprehension, writing and grammar portion of the SATs or whatever college entrance exam you'll have to take in whatever country you're from seeing as how you couldn't be possibly be out of high school.

A) The OP was not having sex with her boyfriend, it was a guy she really liked. There is a difference.
B) It's funny how waiting until a sensible age to have sex is suddenly equating to being a loser who can't get any action. In high school, you could be anyone, there is a horny guy out there willing to do you so don't tell me that anyone can't get action. I don't care what anyone says, if they're still living at their parents' house, it is not a sensible age to have sex because they obviously wouldn't be prepared for a pregnancy if it happened. When you can support yourself, have all the sex you want, but until then, learn a little self-control and keep it in your pants.

So it's not sensible to have sex until you're prepared for pregnancy? I'm 25 and I still won't be for a while lol but that's why there's birth control.

Very well put!!

Very well put was in response to #97, not the person above it...

but maybe when she said a guy she likes, she DID mean her boyfriend, and just didn't wirte that for whatever reason she has. dont jump to conclusions. (in response to #97)

There's a word limit on FMLs. I highly doubt that the OP would write "a guy I like very much" instead of "boyfriend", unless the OP is as stupid as she seems...

Because it's not their house. Parents generally do not appreciate their kids having sex in their homes. And if someone lives at home that damn long they need to get a freaking job or go to college. Don't tell me not everyone can afford it either, my college costs more than what my mom makes in a year but I can afford it because of aid and loans.

No one said they should wait until they move out, but they should find a secluded place in which to do it that is not their parents homes.

24 or 25 if your lucky enough to land a decent job or find some roommates.

Right, not 24 or 25 for everyone, just the lucky ones.

Wtf?I don't know *anyone* who lives with their parents because they can't afford not to straight outta college. Get a job you hippies!

Depends on where you live, if you lived in Massachusetts a crappy studio where you have to worry about your safety and the safety of your vehicle and be somewhere near an area where you can find work can easily go for 900-1000 a month without utilities, a decent one bedroom can go 1200-1500 easy and if your making 40K a year after all the taxes and deductions you would be cutting it quite close, like Ramen everyday kinda close.

#119: Yeah some of us went to grad school and got better degrees and are still paying off a fuckload of student loans. So despite the fact that I've been working since I was 16 and have a Master's degree in Biochemistry, at 25, I still can't afford a place of my own. A decent apartment goes for at least $1200 w/o utilities, and forget about car payments, insurance, groceries and any semblance of a social life. Stop being so judgmental, you don't know people's situations.

OP: FYL...

You have a masters in biochemistry and you are making $40k/yr in an area with that large of a cost of living? Did you go to some place like Cardoza or another crappy, moron factory?

Firstly if you went to even a moderately good chem school (like Duke University) you'd have landed a job paying at least 60k/yr after graduating with a masters in the field. Did you even score in the top 10% on the GMAT? if you didn't why on earth did you get a masters at all?

You realize many many places have extremely nice apartments downtown for less than $700/mth without roommates?

Maybe you should relocate, get a masters from a REAL university and/or kill yourself.

I doubt he would have found it that hard to deal with.

Have you ever tried walking out someone's door with a hard-on? It's awkward. REALLY awkward. Especially if you don't have a bag of some sort to hide it.

Nah, you should be proud of it unless of course the bulge isn't quite what you would advertise it to be.

that's why you're not a parent. and your kids will probably have AIDS. have fun with that.

lol ur awesome!

She didn't do anything to you by having sex in the next room and maybe you could have respected that they were in the mood and might have considered not being a bitch about it. Unless your mad that you were not invited?

You are amazing. Everyone is probably disagreeing with you, well, I am not. xD
People are calling her a slut just because she is having sex with a guy? What is up with people these days? They are fuc.king messed up er something.

You just made my day.
(:

agreed.

There's no such thing as 'just sex', it's a big deal, it's sad that today's society doesn't think so anymore...

actually its sad that in todays society there are still idiots who do think so.

probably just the tip...:D

lol! that was a good one

Actually, sex can be a crime. It can be extremely illegal. But I know what you were trying to say =)
I know most people don't think sex is wrong, and obviously it isn't, but that doesn't mean it's a public matter, either. I know that I don't feel disgusted with the fact that my parents have sex. It doesn't mean I want to be in the room next door while they're doing it. A lot of the time, it's a private matter, for the sakes of the people involved and for the sakes of everyone else who might not be all that interested in having to watch. The fact that the OP had sex is not disrespectful, but the fact that she did so when he mother was clearly nearby is. I know many parents who want their kids to let them know when they've become sexually active, but that doesn't mean they want any details or visuals just because they've done it before, too. I take showers, and so does everyone I know (I hope!), but that doesn't mean I'd be okay with people in the same room as I am while I'm showering. Some things are just more private than others.

LMAO!

YDI for not being subtle while under your parent's roof.

.... WTF! wow take a sex ed class usually if you rub it it does get hard... and your 14 and broke a guys penis... fakkkkke.. what are you the hulk?

penises do NOT have bones dumbass.

wtf your such a twat lol do you know anything