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Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76510) - you deserved it (4630)

On 06/21/2009 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by picaru (woman) - United States (California)

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how does she deserve this? xD Like really.

YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD

#10 - On 06/21/2009 at 5:10pm by Lounia

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That sucks. Mother nature is awful.
Hope things'll look up soon.

#3 - On 06/21/2009 at 5:05pm by Anderling

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