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Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63968) - you deserved it (3113)

On 06/21/2009 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by picaru (woman) - United States (California)

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