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Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37394) - you deserved it (2445)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by splooge - United States (Virginia)

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Step 1: Put that camera phone to good use! Take pictures of him, especially non-flattering ones and send them to family and friends. DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF HIM WITH YOU.
Step 2: Leave. Possibly post craigslist ad with his number and various proclivities listed.

#8 - On 02/17/2009 at 8:00am by casanova

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Dump him and find a guy that won't cheat. We're out there.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 7:24am by zed

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