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Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40636) - you deserved it (2997)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by splooge - United States (Virginia)

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Dump him and find a guy that won't cheat. We're out there.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 7:24am by zed

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try being the ex thats still in love with him and knowing he is a douche bag. you should break up with him because thats probably why the ex broke it off with him to begin with.

#9 - On 02/19/2009 at 1:31am by bow_less

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