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Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (173105) - you deserved it (30408)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

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