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Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (249885) - you deserved it (36988)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

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It's always hard to believe that there are parents out there that are this f***ed up. That sucks man, sorry to hear it.

#1 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:13pm by RHK

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Your mother is a bitch.
No offence to you.
But its just mean what she did
Im sorry.

#2 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:14pm by goshkoganwtf

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