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Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22578) - you deserved it (73151)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:26pm - intimacy - by HansonLUVR (man) - United States (Florida)

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I never new that many people eat food naked till I started reading FML.

#5 - On 03/12/2009 at 4:36am by Tenantry

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Who watches porn on a bar stool?

#8 - On 03/12/2009 at 4:57am by waywardson

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