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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23614) - you deserved it (74660)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)

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I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife

#2 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:33am by GameRater01

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So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?

#3 - On 03/11/2009 at 8:35am by jESuS_lOVeS_mE69

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