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Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML
Now is the time were you sneak a guy into the house and have really loud sex. When she catches you say "I thought you wanted me to get some!" And walk away.
you should have said somethin along the lines of "you don't have to have a boyfriend to have sex y'know"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014