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Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends, teachers, other parents, and the hot soccer team saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51232) - you deserved it (2298)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by biker2012 (woman) - United States (Maine)

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