Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends, teachers, other parents, and the hot soccer team saw. FML

by biker2012 / 06/01/2009 at 3:13pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy

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  • how the hell did he get a boner from winning a race?


    #6 - On 06/01/2009 at 7:41pm by lolwhat

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  • lol your dad seems cool

    #3 - On 06/01/2009 at 7:40pm by Dolarhyde

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