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Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends, teachers, other parents, and the hot soccer team saw. FML

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how the hell did he get a boner from winning a race?

LOL

#6 - On 06/01/2009 at 7:41pm by lolwhat

See in context

+35

Maybe he's just well-hung and it looks like a boner?

#18 - On 06/01/2009 at 7:46pm by jonnymohio

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