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Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33965) - you deserved it (2332)

On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)

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