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Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36037) - you deserved it (2534)

On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)

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The only option here is to tell everyone why you were stopping her.
It's the perfect revenge

And FUCKING NO, being drunk is no excuse. She was sober when she decided to get drunk.
If she's such a slut, just spill the beans. Then nobody will touch her

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 9:39am by Ian

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The human species has unknowingly negated the effects of natural selection by feeding and protecting our mentally and physically weak hereditary genes from eminent extinction. We are in effect 'evolving' at a much slower rate than that of our ancestors, indeed even slower than that of our competitor species.

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 6:08am by loveweed

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