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Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42902) - you deserved it (3310)

On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)

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Actually been there... a few weeks ago. Pretty much the exact same situation.

#13 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:21pm by barelythere

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The only option here is to tell everyone why you were stopping her.
It's the perfect revenge

And FUCKING NO, being drunk is no excuse. She was sober when she decided to get drunk.
If she's such a slut, just spill the beans. Then nobody will touch her

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 9:39am by Ian

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