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Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38860) - you deserved it (2982)

On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)

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Actually been there... a few weeks ago. Pretty much the exact same situation.

#13 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:21pm by barelythere

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I tend to believe that always keeping true to your word is the most important principle I hold. Thus, I would not have broken my promise with her, which was to watch her so that she doesn't sleep with other guys. Visibly, telling everyone she has STDs seems to be the best and most effective way of keeping that promise. I would've done exactly the same thing, you can be sure of it.

#20 - On 03/06/2009 at 8:14pm by Theo

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