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Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48010) - you deserved it (14791)

On 05/30/2009 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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