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Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59074) - you deserved it (6649)

On 03/08/2009 at 5:14am - intimacy - by JP (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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It's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean.

#1 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:36pm by genius_man16

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That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard........Why would a magazine ever say that. So what if a girl really did think her boyfriend's dick was the absolute perfect size??? How is she supposed to tell him without him thinking she's a liar. I'd listen to her when she says it's perfect. She's probably exaggerating the fact that everything in her magazine is right. It's her way of saying she loves that magazine.

#5 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:44pm by thinkpink

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