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Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a 'talk.' Now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 4:47am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Illinois)

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This is why you never tattoo a name on yourself. Try something symbolic, that way if this happens, it's just a tattoo and doesn't have to mean anything anymore

#1 - On 03/08/2009 at 11:19am by ohdamn

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That's the reason why the only names you tattoo on yourself are your kids and dead family members

#4 - On 03/08/2009 at 11:21am by cheesey1

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