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Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14111) - you deserved it (48162)

On 05/27/2009 at 5:45am - intimacy - by arctic1 (man) - United States (Alaska)

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