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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (284829) - you deserved it (55447)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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