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Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37885) - you deserved it (12271)

On 02/10/2009 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed (woman) - United States (New York)

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lol those damn phones. i have one, that stupid scroll ball can be pretty sensitive.

#5 - On 02/10/2009 at 11:06pm by no_problems

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FAIL!

#2 - On 02/10/2009 at 10:28pm by supper nigger

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