Today, I'm so deprived of female attention that I got a hard-on when a nurse told me I have beautiful veins. FML
by i fuckin love habaneros / 07/22/2016 at 3:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
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Were the veins in your penis?
#2 - On 07/23/2016 at 2:35am by alphafish17
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Be honest, OP, you planned that username out knowing it would appear next to the NSFW pepper, right?
#4 - On 07/23/2016 at 3:02am by Tripartita
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