By i fuckin love habaneros - 22/07/2016 19:19 - United States - Charlottesville

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Today, I'm so deprived of female attention that I got a hard-on when a nurse told me I have beautiful veins. FML
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Tripartita 44

Be honest, OP, you planned that username out knowing it would appear next to the NSFW pepper, right?

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SilentSin 23

I've had this exact same damn thing happen to me. I feel for you.

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UrinatingPandas 12

Maybe you should sign up for a dating website like Tinder! That could help your boner popping mishaps.

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Flyndaran 10

Don't confuse horny for lonely as often as they may coincide.

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peachykeen93 17

'Deprived' implies you are entitled to some level of female attention. Maybe you should start with a better attitude and some social skills first.

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bubblesssss 2

Hey, I would get a boner to if my nurse told me I had beautiful veins ?

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bstrung 2

I'm sure your veins are lovely, but they say that because big/well positioned makes their job easier

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tomvertigo 17

Maybe she really was into your vascular structure. You should have said "Yeah, those are hood and all, but check out my main vein"

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ATPR_4 9

Oh she was flirting with you... she wanted the vain.

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