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By BlownChance - 22/04/2016 18:53 - United States - Junction City
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend to an amusement park. She wanted to give me a blowjob after one of the rides. My impulsive self decided to have 2 scoops of protein before the drive. Right as we finished our last ride and were straying away into the bushes, I vomited on her face. FML.