Today, my neighbor pointed to me and said to his best friend, "This motherfucker still lives with his mama. That's why he can't get no pussy." I'm thirty. My neighbor is eleven, and correct. FML
by Anonymous / 09/06/2015 at 4:11pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. You shouldn't take him seriously, relevant or otherwise. Kids these days smh.
#2 - On 09/07/2015 at 11:02am by StormfrontX33
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Well ignoring the fact that an 11 year old shouldn't talk like that, maybe consider getting your own place and starting an independent life.
#4 - On 09/07/2015 at 11:06am by Econforthwin
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