Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML
by Anonymous / 07/27/2015 at 8:08pm / United States / Intimacy
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Have you explained to her that testicles and tubes of toothpaste do not, in fact, work in the same manner?
#6 - On 07/28/2015 at 5:59am by PharmacyJoe
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Sorry op, it looks like you literally busted a nut.
#5 - On 07/28/2015 at 5:58am by z_candy
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