Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2015 at 8:08pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • Have you explained to her that testicles and tubes of toothpaste do not, in fact, work in the same manner?

    #6 - On 07/28/2015 at 5:59am by PharmacyJoe

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  • Sorry op, it looks like you literally busted a nut.

    #5 - On 07/28/2015 at 5:58am by z_candy

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