Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
by EternalBlossom / 07/14/2015 at 1:03am / United States / Intimacy
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At least he didn't say, "Who's your daddy?" in return.
#2 - On 07/14/2015 at 12:59pm by Adeptus_Astartes
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I still wonder how people manage to do this.
#7 - On 07/14/2015 at 1:02pm by DaRito
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