Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML
by UkuleleTime / 06/23/2015 at 4:07am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
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Get payback with their sock? FYL
#1 - On 06/23/2015 at 1:21pm by colby6666
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Pumping yourself with a pump sounds painful.
#2 - On 06/23/2015 at 1:21pm by Steve95401
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