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Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (1381)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

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Aww man, that totally sucks but I have to admit, you worded it so eloquently and made me laugh.

#2 - On 02/07/2009 at 4:08am by Miko

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I understand it must be annoying to have your parents keep you up for two nights in a row but I wouldn't be that upset to post it here. I mean, at least your parents are happy with each other. Would you rather be up all night once and see your parents getting divorced? You're taking their love for granted. I'd be happy. :)

#8 - On 03/15/2009 at 6:34pm by Eryx

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