Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

by Anonymous / 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy

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  • Since it was a one night stand, maybe you can calmly slip out, unlike your fart.

    #9 - On 01/30/2015 at 2:22am by Bookworm257

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  • Honestly, how could you not tell it was that kind of fart coming down the pipes? Usually those feel different man. Still, sucks to be you right now. Hope she didn't go ape shit.

    #6 - On 01/30/2015 at 2:15am by aylind

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