Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML

by Sinnersinner / 09/21/2014 at 7:27am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • were u screaming Oh God. he heard you and responded.

    #1 - On 09/21/2014 at 2:27pm by weveallbeenthere

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  • "I want to fuck you like an animal
    I want to feel you from the inside
    I want to fuck you like an animal
    My whole existence is flawed
    You get me closer to GOD"

    #2 - On 09/21/2014 at 2:29pm by Enslaved

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