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Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37395) - you deserved it (12333)

On 08/08/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by FUCK YOU (man) - United States

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If you were that angry over a guys ass crack, just watch lesbian porn?

#2 - On 08/08/2014 at 11:47pm by ChaCerCam

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I'm sorry OP, maybe you should just take a nap?

#1 - On 08/08/2014 at 11:45pm by xxbvbsusanxx

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