Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML

by pocketrocket90 / 08/08/2014 at 2:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

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  • I hope you don't have a boyfriend either, anymore.

    #1 - On 08/08/2014 at 6:20am by cassiecassie559

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  • tell him he can have sex with "gross fat chicks" any time he likes because he ain't having sex with you anymore.

    #7 - On 08/08/2014 at 6:25am by purebliss

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