Blaze it 420

By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 09:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Spicy
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my tits. He ignored it and instead sent a picture of his dog "looking blazed". FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 248
You deserved it 17 681

Same thing different taste

Top comments

WD_Stevens 22

I swear I'll never understand what women see in us men

Wienerschnitzel_fml 10

I think it's breast that you don't get your feelings hurt and overthink this.

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WD_Stevens 22

I swear I'll never understand what women see in us men

WD_Stevens 22

Your username just makes that comment!

Mysterious_one 26

they only see assholes.. then start whining about them

incoherentrmblr 21

What were you expecting, a dick pic?...

jazzy_123 20

#11 I hadn't even realised! Well, there are so many FMLs about dogs so I thought I may as well ;P

Wienerschnitzel_fml 10

I think it's breast that you don't get your feelings hurt and overthink this.

Yeah, D's things happen all the time.

SmittyJA24 26

I've C'n it happen as well B'fore. ******'-A-Tweety!

thatgirlc 10

guess they weren't that Good

niamhyo 13

you probably have small ****

Maybe he can't one-up you with the partial nudes, so he opted for the alternative.

Girls think that all men are hyper sexual all the time, and that all we care about is getting laid. Sometimes we get "headaches" too.

You don't have to be sex-obsessed to enjoy having sex often. And do you get your "period," too?

30- men do have hormones to you know.

I understand that, but I still don't see why I got downvoted. I had a fair point. Oh well, let the burying begin.

Guys have the same symptoms of having a period (mood swings, anger, emotions) except the cramping and bleeding.

Headaches as in, "Oh sweetie, not tonight. I have a headache."

nlm92 15

Just can't win em all sometimes :/

It wouldn't make him a pig to appreciate the photo.

...what? He would have been a pig if he had asked for a topless pic in a degrading manner. Just cuz a guy likes to look at boobs doesn't automatically make him a pig.

43 and 46, 12's trying to turn woman logic on itself, which is a dangerous concept. Don't cross the streams!