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Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52355) - you deserved it (7337)

On 05/16/2014 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by (not) fucked - United States (Texas)

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I would leave.

#1 - On 05/16/2014 at 7:33pm by flee2321

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Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...

#6 - On 05/16/2014 at 7:37pm by kjoule

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