By (not) fucked - 16/05/2014 16:01 - United States - Kingsville

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Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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kjoule 5

Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Why? Its an easy game. Just tap the screen. :P

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scooterdude720 19

Jailbreak your device then download the hack.

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Lioness8197 18

You're ******, Op...wait, know you're not.

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iOceanus 18

52: I think he does know...

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Stazza11 27

Don't leave! Reply with a hasty Challenge accepted!!!

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angeloshaheen 8

It would be worst if he had an old nokia

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ItsJustMe1616 26

Can't beat her score on flappy bird? Guess it's time to let the fap be heard....

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titandesu 14

first time i ever heard of a girl asking to be ignored for a video game

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Mrman1998 7

think thats the nickname for her ******

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Puffytruffles 18

Looks like you should give up then. Stupid ass game. -_-

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cryssycakesx3 22

sounds like she's harder to score on than the game...

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zBLAKEz 23

I don't think anybody is as hard to score on as that game.

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BradTheBrony 19

She is literally as hard to score on as the game. Scoring on her is ******* synonymous with scoring on the game Jesus ******* BMX off a ramp and do a 360 shitChrist get your facts straight or I will blow a ******* gasket

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classiceagle63 16

Jailbreak your phone and use apsidia to glitch the pipes?

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Ian7890 23

i would say take a screenshot of a higher score picture you find on the internet

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SofaKingPretty 13

But if she's clever, she'd check his scoreboard on the app

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Meettitan 14

Better yet, change the variable for 'score' with a memory editor. Change your score to 999999 and tell her she should have made a harder challenge.

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cjlerch 29

Well? Get going, you heard the woman!

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gramirez23 9

Or he could play with his **** in front of her, that'll stir something up (;

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shidaddle 11

Better sit down and play flappy bird to take your mind off your evil girlfriend! Good luck though

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woahitstishonda 4

it wouldn't really help though bc he would probably think "the only reason I'm doing this is to have sex with her"

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kjoule 5

Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...

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kjoule 5

Get to flapping or you will be left to fapping*

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worldclassrager 39

Better get to it...hack if needed...or just work on your arm a bit...she should give up eventually...

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myGRAM 14

Coming soon to your relationship: Fappy Bird

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Kamon97 23

Better start looking for cheat codes lol

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Pat_Tricksta 13

That's a dick move, is that how your girlfriend views sex? As a competitive tool?

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brivielle 15

i think OP should just ignore her and pretend she doesnt exist. She'l be seducing him in no time.

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