By (not) fucked - 16/05/2014 16:01 - United States - Kingsville

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Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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kjoule 5

Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...

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OzzMonster 10

Tell her there is only one thing harder than flappy bird and she isn't going to be getting any of it...

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BradTheBrony 19

I hear there's a button for that, 41.

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redbluegreen 40

By the sounds of it, your score and your ability to score are one and the same.

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TXFernwoods 26

Good luck. You won't be having sex for a while! :/

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EpicGuy70 13

Unless she considers a high score to be in the 20-30 point range, jailbreak your phone, or else, your not getting laid for a looooong time.

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godfathermock 19

i think it would be better and less trouble to find a more mature girlfriend

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brivielle 15

#20 yea. And fall out of love with the current gf and right in love with the next mature girl he finds. Should be an easy task.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#68, Who said he's IN love with her? Just saying.

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Thunderstruck14 30

If she was serious, then FYL cuz you're in a very shitty relationship! Sex happens when two people want to do it together and they both consent. Not when one person makes the other person beat a high score on a game. Sex isn't something you earn. Sex is something you do WITH your partner when you BOTH want to do it.

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WD_Stevens 22

I'm glad someone sees it the right way

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