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Today, after years of marriage and my lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of wine and still be sober. This means I've built immunity to the last thing that can make me want to have sex with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48918) - you deserved it (12986)

On 04/21/2014 at 11:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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Maybe marriage counselling is worth a try?

#1 - On 04/22/2014 at 2:20am by LuluRichards

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That was one depressing read. Maybe time to seek help; that's not healthy for you or him.

#4 - On 04/22/2014 at 2:21am by Nimmrodel

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