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Today, while I thought I'd never had an orgasm, my doctor informed me that I'm actually having orgasms almost every time I have sex. They just feel like utterly frustrating, slightly painful, unpleasurable and completely unsatisfying muscle contractions. FML

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How would the doctor know whether you're having an orgasm or not?
Is he the one having sex with you?
Time for...
1. 2nd opinion
2. Discussion with partner
3. Sex appliances
4. ????
5. Profit!!!

#4 - On 03/17/2014 at 10:11am by RedPillSucks

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Well that's unfortunate OP.

#1 - On 03/17/2014 at 10:09am by DedicatedNova

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