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Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good after a vigorous scratch, but the relief did not extend to my roommate, who only saw me at my laptop with my hand moving up and down in my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42981) - you deserved it (7667)

On 02/21/2014 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by Sexy Rash (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Dont make any rash decisions now op. just explain what was going on. No need to scratch the surface of a possibly good friendship you two might have.

#2 - On 02/21/2014 at 11:20pm by whyusofat

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The relief smile probably contributed to the awkwardness.
What happen then? Did your roommate just leave the room with a sorry-that-I-disturbed-you face?

#5 - On 02/21/2014 at 11:24pm by Agtthepw

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