Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
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Today, as a millennial, I had to explain to a baby boomer why he needs to use condoms when having sex with his 25-year-old girlfriend. FML
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Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
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Nilorak 24
How is that not romantic?
claiiire_fml 17
Well, at least he didn't frame it and put it on display.
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Comments (88)
TheComedyAudio 29
Tell him to re use toilet paper if that's his logic
thatsdndn1 19
At least he didn't try to reuse it!
NeatNit 32
it kind of is, in a way...
hamzor 5
He still keeps the toilet paper from the first time he learned to wipe his butt :)
claiiire_fml 17
Well, at least he didn't frame it and put it on display.
Ambient25 24
Complete with a tag next to one of the kids that says "Our Little Accident"
lh176 7
#29 I think that condom would have to be broken..
yerawizardlizzy 27
69, who says it isn't?
purrypie 9
...or did he? Bam bam bam
shitidied 17
69.. i love your timing .
Nilorak 24
How is that not romantic?
kylieh72 25
Assuming you're being serious, I agree! While it's incredibly disgusting and definitely not textbook romance, the sentiment is beautiful and at least he tried. No wonder men get so much shit for not being romantic enough. They really just aren't being romantic "right".
Nilorak 24
I wasn't serious.
kylieh72 25
Well I was.
Ambient25 24
I have yet to wash the hand a girl I liked in 1st Grade held. It's romantic. Not serious
Dipmunch 13
That condom is a romantic piece of art that holds little hubby's babies from transforming to real babies
Ambient25 24
And when you make them angry they turn green and rip the condom apart
Thunderstruck14 30
Ehehe, yeah, people have many ways to be romantic, and that's okay! Its good to be different :) Yknow, as long as its not a safety hazard...
ironichalibut 24
It strikes me as a surprise as well. If you'll excuse me, I have a keep-sake box to organize. Serious
guci101 14
Why did you wait until now to say anything?
applebramble 22
Maybe because she only just knew about it
Ambient25 24
I smashed my palm through my face...
\ 28
Oh really, #30? I facepalmed so hard I became Captain Picard. Live long and... prosper?
candisweets 10
At least he's only saving it and not trying to reuse it.
teotsi 28
We don't know how she found out do we??
zandalee 19
Actually it is kind of romantic. At least he doesn't collect his toenail clippings or earwax...
Axipiter 24
I put toenails on a string and give them to my friends as "friendship necklaces"... I don't have many friends...
crazytwinsmom 25
Maybe he does.
negb 30
Better than toenails and earwax and the used condom is pretty gross but at least he tried
syed121417 22
Was that a reference to another FML? Lol
illusong 16
I hope that isn't from 5- 10 years ago cause that would be even more nasty
sandormatyi 25
I imagine it being in an ice cube or molded in some kind of transparent plastic, otherwise the smell would be unbearable
zaise_chsa 19
Sounds like he had thing conversation cumming.
zaise_chsa 19
*that not thing. Stupid iPhone.
Redundant_Idiot 7
*slow claps* Well done, well done.
PenguinBitch 43
"What is this snake skin." "Ewwww, it's a condom!"
Nilorak 24
applebramble 22
#11 , I'm sorry but that didn't work...
bugfroggy 16
What? Do you have a problem with recycling? I don't understand this FML.