Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. FML
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Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
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person961 9
Can't get mad at a man for trying to take care of his lady
WCARlover 34
Dang girl if you have a chance of getting intimate, I'd suggest you groom yourself haha
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Comments (129)
person961 9
Can't get mad at a man for trying to take care of his lady
emilycb93 12
You're just lucky he didn't stop and ask you to shower first.
Ambient25 24
What's wrong with the shower? He could join her and they'd have a fun experience, even better he could continue where he left off in the shower.
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
Giving oral in the shower isnt all its cracked up to be.. Its hard to focus on what you're doing when water is streaming into your eyes and your mouth.
Ambient25 24
It works when you have the girl get her back to the wall, head under the showerhead, with the water streaming down her back, so you don't have to take in water....or you could just do it open mouthed so the water flows out... a lil TMI yes but still, you can have a ton of fun in the shower.
HelloooooNurse 20
Sploosh!
EdenCrystal 21
His? His lady? She is not his property or possession. She is her own person and doesn't belong to anyone else.
person961 9
Looks like we found the feminist. Although what I said implies possession, it doesn't necessarily mean he owns her. It's part of the way the English language has been spoken for centuries.
cmitchell52 7
Go home feminist
LadySalazara 6
Ambient25 - write a blog based solely on 'shower sex' you seem like you're a novice ;)
Raluxa 21
Classy.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Never trashy, but just a little nasty.
Ambient25 24
"that's hot"
LadySalazara 6
You mean 'that's gross' with a capital G
WCARlover 34
Dang girl if you have a chance of getting intimate, I'd suggest you groom yourself haha
DanShowsNoMercy 13
He's just trying to take care of his woman.
EdenCrystal 21
So she belongs to him?
4everbored11 1
Oh my god stop -_-
jonahwalzer 12
That must of been a turn on.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
Must have* And I don't think so, because it's on FML.
spluver0005 17
I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
Interesting fetish...
zBLAKEz 23
Wanting the your girlfriend to be clean?
marcusadam21 2
Hey at least you got some pleasure and a clean belly.. Win win situation if you ask me.
_kyleG_ 34
Weird-weird situation if you ask me.
laureri 26
At least he didn't clean it out then proceed to eat said lint!
fartay55 11
Maybe it's like one of his let peeves? Or maybe he just wants you to be as beautiful as you can be :)
codyswearingen 3
Maybe you're g a y
raininginseattle 9
I usually leave my gum there.
breakinlegs 19
hhaahahahha
LadySalazara 6
Haha.......nice!
RageWolf16 31
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