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Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (39178) - you deserved it (21233)

On 01/24/2014 at 6:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Can't get mad at a man for trying to take care of his lady

#1 - On 01/24/2014 at 11:20pm by person961

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Dang girl if you have a chance of getting intimate, I'd suggest you groom yourself haha

#3 - On 01/24/2014 at 11:21pm by WCARlover

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