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Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML
Just ask him if he wants one, then deny ever asking him if he wanted one.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014