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Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58520) - you deserved it (5188)

On 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by DisturbedMan (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

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Well, if your dad us hung like a horse she's a lucky woman. Be happy for them and next time put on headphones ;)

#1 - On 01/16/2014 at 4:28am by StefanKa

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Well they say what's in the jeans is passed down in the genes. I'd say having a horse cock isn't such a bad thing OP.

#2 - On 01/16/2014 at 4:29am by junkman6

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