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Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52751) - you deserved it (5223)

On 01/14/2014 at 3:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

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Why does anyone pay for porn? There are tons of free pornsites out there! Trust me I know.

#3 - On 01/14/2014 at 6:11pm by joeyl2008

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Deadbeat Dad strikes again.

#2 - On 01/14/2014 at 6:10pm by Booda_Shun

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