By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 20:09 - Denmark - Copenhagen

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Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML
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joeyl2008 29

Why does anyone pay for ****? There are tons of free pornsites out there! Trust me I know.

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pistachiopanda 19

I believe man code requires you to take one for the team on this one.

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JMichael 25

No no man code is to look out for yourself.

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Qwermy 16

yes, but OP's dad violated man code by not sharing the ****

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ApollosMyth 22

You've got a shitty man code 24.

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lailaxjan 11

I think it's interesting that the female knows more about man code than the "men." Maybe you guys should brush up on your knowledge.

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xerbrus 14

the man code doesn't mean shit when honor is dead

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Leewannabe 10

One does not have to be " a filthy **** addict" even if subscribing to a **** site.

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Pleonasm 35

Just oblivious to the how the internet works.

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mrwafflelover 4

Very true. They could be an orgy loving hobo XD Or a curious teenager

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MarkToast 19

Your dad probably watched it and doesn't want to confess unfortunately

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Bulldozer36 21

Try and look on the bright side, your dad owes you big time now and you can pretty much get whatever you want from him.

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koalabear_55 11

His names on it though, doesn't matter what his dad says, if his dad will say anything

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REALAfroninga 11

Girls watch ****?

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Joel_Morris 7

Apparently... Not that there's anything wrong with that

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Jabberwockyy 13

It's actually quite common for girls to, just not as much as guys obviously.

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geekbuscus 19

I'm going to disagree with the belief that guys watch more **** than girls. Before I got married, I could have given most, if not all, guys I know a run for their money. Don't forget that we can have more orgasms than you in a shorter period of time.

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LowExpectations 30

Women definitely watch just as much **** as guys. Any women that claims otherwise is lying or not comfortable with the subject.

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shadokis 15

Claire, Gemeni and geek.....I love you! Seriously though, my g/f and I watch **** together. She gets off on it more than me. Not that I don't enjoy it too.........

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mrwafflelover 4

Wait. You're a chick eh? So therefore you shouldn't know the site. Hahaha

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lil_ham1644 29

I don't have an issue with it, but I don't watch ****. Tried it, but it did nothing for me.

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PenultimateTaco 14

FYL. Your dad deserves it for paying for **** when there's so much free material available but you're the one in the wrong here.

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lailaxjan 11

I think you missed something...the dad put it in OP's name but OP had nothing to do with it.

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MisUnFortunate 31

#47 is right, sorry #42 but you should learn to read.

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lailaxjan 11

Why does everyone make such a big deal out of ****? I dont really watch it, but who cares if other people do?

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WhisperSoflty 20

Some people feel it's a form of infidelity (when in a relationship), some don't like the objectification (of either sex), some don't like the sex industry as a whole (trafficking and such). I don't like my husband looking at **** for the first two reasons I listed, and I didn't like it even when I was single for the third. Not liking **** is just as valid an opinion/feeling as liking it.

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xReDMemory 28

But as a mother,wouldn't you feel it's better than if he went and had sex with a girl and possibly get her pregnant?

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amisenho 11

#73: Are you trying to justify cheating as a way to cope with being horny? So, there's no option of, say, keeping it in his pants like a rational adult when his wife isn't home and willing? Sorry, but I don't buy that.

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xReDMemory 28

My sentence is about watching ****,not cheating. Not the same thing.

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xReDMemory 28

And if having a SO means I can't ********** to **** until my wife/husband is home and willing or else I'm cheating,I'm glad to be single.

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lailaxjan 11

Yeah... I personally don't see watching **** as cheating, and I'm a fairly jealous person. But to each their own.

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