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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57809) - you deserved it (7833)

On 01/04/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by fuckmuppeter512 (man) - United Kingdom

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Seems legit.

#1 - On 01/04/2014 at 7:56pm by sjb_2015

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Maybe she was already pregnant...

#2 - On 01/04/2014 at 7:57pm by bradleysol

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