Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks (61962) - you deserved it (8310)
On 01/04/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by fuckmuppeter512 (man) - United Kingdom
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his…
ConfusedDad also deserved itToday, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't…
#1 - On 01/04/2014 at 7:56pm by sjb_2015
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Maybe she was already pregnant...
#2 - On 01/04/2014 at 7:57pm by bradleysol
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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