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Man or woman?

Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and asked, "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town for New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months. Then I went home to my four cats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49225) - you deserved it (9712)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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You could've avoided this "FML" feeling. Why'd you lie?

#2 - On 01/02/2014 at 6:31am by T9FTW

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I'm sure you'll find a nice bf. make that your New Years resolution

#1 - On 01/02/2014 at 6:30am by puggypark

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